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  —Dan Hourihan, President, Mountain Rescue Association (MRA)

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  Text © 2003 by Cody Lundin

  Illustrations © 2003 by Russ Miller

  Photographs © 2003 by Christopher Marchetti

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  Reality Check

  All survival scenarios by nature are life-threatening. Some of the information presented in this book, if used incorrectly, could help kill you. Anyone who provides training that guarantees your safety during an outdoor survival situation is either a fool or a liar. Neither the author, the publisher, nor anyone else assisting in the creation of this book is responsible for your ultimate fate upon using the material contained within these pages.

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  Library of Congress Cataloging-in-Publication Data

  Lundin, Cody.

  98.6 degrees: the art of keeping your ass alive / Cody Lundin.—1st ed.

  p. cm.

  ISBN 1-58685-234-5

  1. Wilderness survival—Handbooks, manuals, etc. I. Title: Ninety-eight point six degrees. II. Title.

  GV200.5 .L86 2003

  613.6’9—dc21

  2002152817

  DEDICATION

  This book is dedicated to all Beings of

  Light, seen and unseen, who freely

  give Their unwavering support and

  assistance to life. It is my hope that in

  the not-so-distant future, the concepts

  herein will no longer be needed as we

  will live within a conscious understanding

  of our true Selves.

  ACKNOWLEDGMENTS

  This book is a compilation of a part of my life, which has been enriched by too many folks to name. I wish to thank everyone who has crossed my path for sharing your experiences and helping me, even if it was not done consciously. I offer the greatest thanks and gratitude to all the Ascended and Cosmic Ones, to all the Archangels, Archeia, and angels, elementals, and Elohim for being my ultimate survival kit. I owe you my life for protecting me the many times I walked, and sometimes ran, toward death. To Bob and Annabelle and the others who helped me physically by providing several backyards to sleep in, you’ve helped me to live my dream. To all my survival instructors and students, I hope this book makes you proud, or at least makes you laugh out loud. A whopping “hats off” to Russ “Grog” Miller for his family, friendship, and the outrageous artwork decorating these pages. Without a doubt, good ol’ “Miller Magic” played a tremendous role in making this book a destined cult classic. My extreme gratitude goes to Christopher Marchetti for his killer photography. Who would have thunk it, right, man? Much thanks to Yavapai College—especially Jennifer Taylor and the team at the Athletics department for being so helpful and supportive and for the liberal use of the computer. A hearty hug goes to Clint and Nancy Davis and my extended family at Champions Gym for accepting me for who I am, smell and all. Thanks to Georgene and Jim Lockwood for their wisdom, experience, and encouragement, and to the crew at Gibbs Smith, Publisher for their patience and having the balls to do something different. A big wet smooch goes to my angel dust Heather for her creative input and tolerance of Carmen’s breasts and the book process in general. Finally, to my family, my loved ones, and to all those so dear to my heart who believed in me and my process, or at least got out of the way, this book is for you.

  FOREWORD

  Imagine that you are on a day hike alone and that the unthinkable happens—you fall and break a leg or worse. Because it was just a day hike, you did not tell anyone where you were going and when they should expect you back. The weather is hot and dry—over 100°F during the day, dropping to 50°F at night. Are you equipped to survive? Have you practiced using your emergency gear in difficult situations? Will you survive before help is notified and tries to locate where in the world you are without any clues to help in the process? What you do before the emergency will determine your chance of survival.

  Each year thousands of people leave their houses for a day in the outdoors, to hike, snow ski, hunt, or just enjoy being outside. Out of these thousands, many people become injured or lost in the outdoors without being prepared for potential disaster. In each case, volunteer Search and Rescue Team members from across the nation brave the elements to search for, rescue, and, unfortunately, many times recover the remains of a large number of these people who they do not even know.

  Even the best outdoorspeople fall victim to Mother Nature, but the majority of these “victims” are not prepared to face the challenges of the outdoors. A few simple preparations before leaving can mean the difference between life and death. 98.6 Degrees: The Art of Keeping Your Ass Alive! is a must-have book for anyone who enters the “wilderness” for a day hike or extended stay. It provides an honest and simplified lesson on how to survive when “Murphy” strikes and places you in a life-threatening situation.

  As the President of the National Association for Search and Rescue (NASAR) I recommend that anyone who ventures into Mother Nature’s playground to take the time to learn from Cody Lundin’s years of backcountry experience. He has condensed several large “how-to” manuals to a concise work that you can use in your everyday life. His keep-it-simple, useable philosophy works! As an SAR professional, 98.6 Degrees will be a definite addition to my library and my survival skills.

  —MIKE TUTTLE,

  PRESIDENT, NATIONAL ASSOCIATION FOR

  SEARCH AND RESCUE (NASAR)

  CNECK THIS OUT!

  God knows the world doesn’t need another book about outdoor survival skills. Many are merely copied from the old Air Force survival manual, are a bore to read, and offer little in the way of original thought or creativity. Even more disturbing are the crappy, pop-culture manuals describing how to wrestle an alligator in four paragraphs or less.

  It’s a pity that in order to appear “professional” in today’s culture, most ideas must be stripped of all life and originality until sterility becomes the only common ground. This mind-set is truly unfortunate and perpetuates a featureless, monoculture landscape with little chance of affecting the world. It doesn’t take any guts for someone to applaud when others are already clapping.

  The format and style of this book is no accident—it is most likely different from anything you’ve experienced. While it might not be politically correct, it’s designed to help prevent you and your loved ones from coming home in a body bag. I make my living teaching outdoor survival skills. First and foremost, I am an instructor who is convinced that learning doesn’t have to be a drag and that a knowledgeable teacher with a fresh, passionate delivery can even make learning fun! Over the years, I’ve discovered that being a good instructor and a good skills’ practitioner are two very different commodities. It’s one thing to make fire with sticks, but it is quite another to effectively teach the skill in a way that’s memorable. My teaching style is “in your face,” filled with poor humor, parlor tricks, and fluctuating voice intonations—anything to obtain and keep the attention of the viewer. I have attempted to write this book in this style. Hopefully, it doesn’t lose much in the translation from speech to print.

  Since well-oiled memory patterns are vital when assessing and dealing with high-stress situations like those in a true survival scenario, I present material in a very visual nature. I have found that most folks are visual learners. Written languages, respectfully, are fairly new o
n the scene as all our ancestors at some point drew images or symbols and told stories to communicate. This deep response to symbolism is alive and well in the human psyche and is a very effective means for relaying information quickly and simply. The old adage “a picture is worth a thousand words” rings true and will continue to do so forever. In essence, teaching images are instinctual and have been the hallmark of successful learning for centuries.

  Humor has also been used by teachers to affect students in a deeper way than that of run-of-the-mill, conventional instruction. It’s no accident that many of the major world religions and indigenous tribal cultures use the metaphor of humor for its greater impact and memory potential in their learning parables.

  A true survival scenario will tax you beyond belief on all levels of your humanity, and one of the first things to go down the toilet will be your fine and complex motor skills—cognitive, physical, and otherwise. Overall, you’ll be reduced to basic gross-motor-movement activities and simple “thought pictures.” Due to this, if you find yourself in an emergency situation, the visual teachings of Tommy Tardigrade, Willy Nilly, Carmen, Ken Action, Elvis Parsley, and the gang that follow will be with you long after my words are forgotten.

  WHY A SURVIVAL KIT?

  It can’t happen to me.”

  Does this sound familiar? The result of this simple statement is lack of preparation and is one of the main reasons people get into a jam in the wilderness. The cause is usually arrogance or ignorance, although the two seem to complement each other nicely.

  This book is based upon a lecture I developed many years ago called “Staying Alive: A Basic Approach to Wilderness Survival and the Personal Survival Kit.” This lecture simplifies the inner workings of survival situations by focusing on how to prevent and deal with the biggest killers of all outdoor enthusiasts—hypothermia and hyperthermia—and keep your core body temperature at a lively 98.6°F (37°C).

  It’s general knowledge that the average person remembers a concept only after being exposed to it six or seven times. Effective survival training stems from natural reactions to critical situations, which is why many core ideas are repeated throughout this book. Curse me if you will for the redundancy, but I’m doing it so these core ideas become natural reactions.

  My intention is to provide you with skills and knowledge to help keep you out of a “typical” short-term survival situation, and, if all else fails, to provide you with the makings of a good survival kit. This book is not meant to be a “field guide.” It should be utilized in town to help you prepare before heading into the backcountry.

  That said, even a casual skimming of these pages should leave little doubt that the wisdom within is not exclusively reserved for a wilderness survival situation.

  Ultimately, this book enables you and those you love to become more self-reliant during times of change—any change.

  In our current world affairs, knowing what to do and how to do it quickly during emergencies can save your life, whether in the city or in the country. Even better is the ability to read a potentially deadly threat before it occurs, thus avoiding the conflict altogether. These gifts, as well as a resurgence of safety and confidence, are just a few of the benefits of becoming more self-reliant in your world.

  Why did I pick a survival kit

  as the living metaphor for this book?

  A survival kit is a distillation of the most simple and effective means of staying alive. It’s your lifeline in times of need, the components within possibly being your only chance for living through your present crisis. This book is different from other survival books because it deals exclusively with the outdoor survival kit. While kits are featured in virtually every book, pamphlet, and handout on wilderness survival, they are typically reduced to small token lists of things to carry. This gutless list usually appears in the appendix or some other last-minute spot in the book, rarely offering any information beyond suggesting you carry a pocketknife, matches, rope, and so forth.

  I’ve focused on keeping the kit elements as simple as possible without relying on expensive, hard-to-find specialty gear so you can locate the key items anywhere, from small, mom-and-pop general stores in Oregon to back-forty hardware stores in the Ozark Mountains. Simplicity is the essence of staying alive.

  For the average outdoor enthusiast, the components in this kit—along with adequate clothing, water, and a rescue plan—should prove valuable in times of need. Whether you hike, bike, hunt, or camp, this book will help you design a survival kit that’s right for your needs—knowing how to use it is up to you.

  For most folks, proper preparation and a little bit of luck will keep them out of trouble for years. But, all too often and regardless of prior preparation, a life-threatening situation rears its ugly head. Dozens of people who have lost their lives in the outdoors might still be breathing air if they had a survival kit and the know-how to use it.

  My wish for you is that you learn the knowledge contained within these pages without ever having to face the ultimate test.

  Primitively Yours,

  Cody Lundin, March 2003

  Introducing “Tommy Tardigrade”:

  Faithful sidekick and ultimate survivor!

  Tardigrades, a phylum of their own, are microscopic animals around a millimeter in length that live in nearly every habitat on earth—from lake bottoms to the oceans’ depths, from moss in the arctic tundra to damp desert sands and high alpine mountains, to the wet leaves stuck in your gutter. They have even been found alive and kicking under more than 16 feet of ice!

  Regardless of their lack of size, tardigrades have a mouth, head, brain, legs, eyes, and nerves, and feature precise muscle control, which allows them to move like higher animals. They were nicknamed “little water bears” by August Ephraim Goeze, a German pastor, in 1773, due to their stubby clawed feet and lumbering gait.

  Tardigrades are renowned for their ability to survive extreme conditions in a state of suspended animation. In fact, tardigrades have been reanimated after more than a hundred and twenty years of dormancy! In the short term, all a tardigrade needs is water. When life starts to get a bit too dry, the tardigrade draws in its legs and rolls into a ball, transforming itself into a tun. Clothed as a tun, its metabolism virtually stops and water loss is cut to a minimum.

  Without a doubt, tuns are the planet’s ultimate survivor. They can withstand blazing temperatures of 304°F (151°C) to -459°F (-237°C) —which is only one degree above absolute zero! They are also quite unaffected by severe drought, acids and solvents, immersion in liquid nitrogen, alcohol, pressures of nearly 6,000 atmospheres, and radioactive radiation. Add just a drop of water, however, and the little tun rehydrates to form a happy tardigrade.

  Since he relies on his tun-like clothing for protection and controls his water loss, Tommy Tardigrade is a stellar reminder of the importance of clothing and water for survival.

  Elvis Parsley and the Rest of the Gang

  A profound and animated Elvis impersonator, Elvis Parsley was raised in a musical family where, as a small child, he fearlessly fronted his father’s Latin polka band “Smooth Move.” Later in life, he rose to local fame as the tireless spokesman for the Buttercup Beef Company, a statewide slaughterhouse dedicated to the preservation of lunch meats. After completing his career as a featured regular on the strips of Las Vegas, Mr. Parsley now reserves his impersonation shows for local charities and nursing homes. We were pleased when he answered our ad for help with this project and feel lucky to have someone with his grit, confidence, and experience in the art of active persistence.

  Willy Nilly

  Although rather nervous, timid, and somewhat confused, Willy Nilly’s love and respect for the outdoors far surpassed our expectations. While some may say innocence is blind, Mr. Nilly demonstrates that one is never too seasoned to learn more and continually improve upon one’s skills. His lack of ego and bias allows him to excel at listening to others and the subtle wisdoms they share, adapting their knowledge to serve
his needs.

  Ken Action

  Birthed using the marvels of injection-molded plastic technology in 1952, Ken Action caught our attention in the back room of a military surplus store in Rock Springs, Wyoming. His dedication to the facts, thoroughness, and no-nonsense presentation made him a natural for our project when conveying complex terminology and detail-oriented skills. Mr. Action also serves as a valuable liaison and reminder for those too rigid in their thoughts and activities, thereby stifling creativity, humor, and adaptability. Failure to adapt to the current world evolution by remaining a slave to stagnant, outdated teaching and training methodologies breeds mediocrity at best.

  Carmen

  Carmen has a natural affinity and awareness for the outdoors and is respected for her intuitive knowledge of how nature works. Her leadership style, positive attitude, and warmth help calm the nerves of the others. Although practical, strong, and focused, she balances her intelligence with the needs of the moment, proving that flexibility is a survivor’s best friend. She is often approached for sage advice and renders a tremendous service as the glue that holds the other characters together.

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